Since today is Friday the 13th we thought it might be fun to ask the models about some of their dating horror stories. Here are a few of them along with a bonus dating disaster that tops every horror story we’ve heard so far!
One time this guy asked Andi out and she didn’t want to go. She kept making all these excuses like not having a car etc. He offered to pick her up but she didn’t want him to know where she lived so she had me drive her. She chose a boring movie (The Lorax) and then since she didn’t have ride home she made me stay there with her. Our weird polygamist date was the worst I have ever been on!
I went on a date with a guy who wasn’t really my type because he was a friend of a friend and I didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. The date was really awkward and we didn’t have anything to talk about so there were long awkward moments. At dinner I shoveled my food in as fast as I could to get it over with. He took me back home early but then stayed to hang out. At one point he offered to give me a back rub “because I looked miserable”. I said I was ok but he then began to pound on my back and shake me violently with his awful back rub. I nearly flew off the couch! It was awful.
I was on a first date and spilled rootbeer all over my pants. I had to change in the car.
He took me to a sports themed restaurant and watched the screen the whole time. I was annoyed that he ignored me. After he paid he asked me if I wanted to dance so I used his own move to reject him.
I went on a first date that was going really well at first until he took me home and went in for a kiss. The wind was blowing and when he kissed me he just got a mouth full of hair. He tried to play it off but I saw him pulling hairs out of his mouth. He never called me back after that night.
I went on a date with a guy who was obsessed with his dog. I like dogs but there is a time and a place and a first date isn’t really one of them. He decided to take me to a carnival which would have been fun except he didn’t ride any of the rides because the dog was there. I wanted to have fun so I rode the rides myself
My date to senior prom got back with his girlfriend 2 days before the dance so when we got to the dance, we took pictures, then he ditched me for his girlfriend. He ignored me the whole night and didn’t dance with me once. I kind of just stood in the corner by myself until a group of my friends got there and I went with them, but when a slow song came on I just had to stand by myself. When he dropped me off and I finally got home I cried in the bathroom.
I started talking to a guy on a dating website. He was 24, very attractive, and funny. He asked me on a date and I agreed. When he picked me up he was 43 not 24, looked nothing like his pictures, and brought his 5 kids along. He also drove a creepy passenger van. He proceeded to explain that he was a single dad and wanted to date younger women because he wanted someone to be there for his kids when he dies. As soon as we got to the bowling alley he asked his youngest if he thought I would be a good mommy… I texted my friend to save me and she did. After that I took a long break from online dating!
*Fake names used to protect the mortified
Kyle grew up down the street from a girl named Whitney. He’d had a crush on her for as long as he could remember but he had never told her. Kyle was going to move away for a few years so his friends and family were putting a lot of pressure on him to confess his feelings for Whitney and ask her out. To get them off his case Kyle made the promise that if Whitney was single when he came back a few years later, he would ask her out. He thought she would have a boyfriend by then so he would get out of asking her. The years passed and when Kyle returned home Whitney was single. He mustered all of his courage and asked her out on a date and to his surprise she agreed to go!
Kyle planned to take Whitney to the local carnival. On the night of their date he picked her up and they went to dinner. Everything was going well and Whitney seemed to be flirting. Kyle was feeling great until they were in the car on the way to the carnival. His stomach was starting to gurgle and bubble. He was horrified and didn’t want to pass gas in the tiny enclosed space of the car. In a panic he started planning his next move. Since they were close to the carnival he decided to hold it until they got there, then when she opened her door and got out he would quickly fart and close his door, trapping it in the car, and the smell would dissipate by the time they got back.
So they parked and she got out and Kyle farted….except it turned out to be more than just gas! Kyle tried to walk slowly and stay behind Whitney. Confused, she kept slowing down and waiting for him. Just then he noticed a carnival game with seats as a prize. He instantly dragged her to the booth and told her he just HAD to have those sweats!!! She was confused but agreed.
$40 they still had not won anything and Whitney was ready to give up. She told Kyle that they could play a different game but he insisted they had to keep playing this one until they got the prize. Finally they won a pair of sweats. Kyle grabbed them from the game attendant and ran to the nearest honey bucket to change. “I’m going to put these on RIGHT NOW” he called over his shoulder. Kyle cleaned out his pockets and threw his dirty pants and boxers down the hole of the porta-potty. The sweats were in plastic packaging so he tore them open and ripped them out… only to discover that they weren’t sweats at all. It was s sweatshirt! He felt the color drain from his face. With nothing else left to do his stuffed his legs into the arm holes as far as they would go and took off running for the car. He left Whitney there without an explanation and blocked her on every social media platform he had and they never spoke again.
Have any of these ever happened to you? What are some of your worst dating disasters? Can you top Kyle’s story?